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Name: Dave
Birthday: 10/19/1985
Gender: Male


Interests: Playing guitar, paintballing, reading, hanging out, and hooking up speakers with a lot of bass.
Expertise: I really don't know
Occupation: Student
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Member Since: 1/20/2003

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Wednesday, January 22, 2003

Every time a male whale shoots a load it releases 300 gallons of whale sperm.  Only 10% of the whale sperm goes into a mate, and you wondered why the ocean was so salty.


You are not your fu*&%$g khakis.